euro... n wat the guys just don't notice.

i was watching england vs portugal the other day and hey, i was dissapointed. but im not here to give u guys a review... and give my two cents abt the match. nope, im not into the nitty-gritty details. however, there are many things abt soccer dat guys just dun notice!!! like why becks is such a star. is it because of his talents? sure, he was a sharpshooter. take note of 'was'. was as in back in 1998 and before that.

u see, the only reason why he is such a star is bcoz he is oh so cuuuuuuuuute! see, he went to real madrid(if im not wrong, dun sue me if i am) and instantly brings more revenue from sales of merchandise than all the other players COMBINED. look at ronaldo, true talent packed in one bald head. are his figurines selling? erm... the moral of the story, dun be talented n become like ronaldo, be totally non-talented and become a star like becham!

n did any guy at all notice dat the french coach (in france vs greece) was caught by the camera twice for ...gasp!... picking his nose!!! urgh!!! no wonder they lost(besides the fact dat france has always sucked). the moral of this story, dun date frenchies! they are totally disgusting!

and u guys said u were such experts in soccer.